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LOL 240SX owner got owned!


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mestizo

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Even tho the I am not a fan of cheating this is still fucking funny. It's a craigs list for sale posting i found.

http://sacramento.cr.../321427838.html


Also here is a copy and paste of the ad once the posting expires.
QUOTE (mestizo @ May 1 2007, 11:18 PM)
1990 Nissan 240sx 3 door hatchback - starts up but does not drive! - $200

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Reply to: sale-321427838@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-04-29, 11:16PM PDT
SOLD! SOLD! SOLD! as of 4/30/07 @ 2:20AM
I have a 1990 Nissan 240SX Hatchback. I have in my hand the title to the car which is clean of any accident. The color of the car is white with some fading on the roof, hood and trunk. The hood of the car has a picture of a penis keyed in. The odometer has roughly 167,000 miles. The car is a 5 speed manual transmission. The car without doubt needs a tune up. As the title says, the car starts up but will not drive due to flat tires and no gasoline. The interior is all there beside 2 small cracks on the dashboard and a tear on the driver seat.

My boyfriend bought me this car. As of last night he is now my ex-boyfriend. He caught me cheating on him so consequently decides to retaliate by slashing my damn tires. This morning I replaced all of the tires with brand new tires from Walmart(great deal), yet he slashed it again. Then I attempted to start the car to move it into the garage I notice the a-hole siphon all of my gasoline which I filled up prior to coming home from Walmart(great place to shop).

His first mistake is by buying me this car and having it registered under my name (that's right a-hole). His second mistake is not going to the gym to look sexy for me. His third mistake is having a hot best friend who looks like Uncle Jesse (Full House aka John Stamos). But the main reason I’m selling is because gas is totally expensive and my ex-boyfriend best friend lives in San Francisco.

I want this car out of my driveway this week. If you’re interested email me and if you’re a sexy gay man don’t hesitate. I’m single now. 
 
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QUOTE (mestizo @ May 1 2007, 11:18 PM)
Even tho the I am not a fan of cheating this is still fucking funny. It's a craigs list for sale posting i found.

http://sacramento.cr.../321427838.html
Also here is a copy and paste of the ad once the posting expires.

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwahahahaha

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