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[Copilot]

Twas the night before Christmas,
and all thru the house,
everyone felt shitty,
even the mouse.
Mom on the toilet,
Dad smoking grass,
I had just settled down for a nice piece of ass.
When out of the window,
I heard such a clatter,
I sprung out of my piece,
to see what's the matter.
Out on the roof,
I saw some old prick,
I knew in a second,
it must be St. Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
I knew in a second the fucker had fell.
He filled all of the stockings with whiskey and beer,
and a big rubber dick for my brother, the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
the son of a bitch blew my chimney apart.
He cussed and swore as he rode out of sight,
"Piss on you all, it's been a hell of a night!"

[mestizo]

LOL good one, merry xmas bro and everyone.

[Dkslong]

oh man I like that.
merry xmas to u all

[Sideways~S14]

Lil late but Merry X mas every1